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Dear Mr President

 

I’m sorry for all my destruction but Agent carson would not give me that bagel and if were a pigeon you would know how hard it would be to get decent food actually no how to get any food.I get angry and mean when I’m hungry and the last time I ate it was 2 years ago which a pretty long time for little owe me.However I went inside the briefcase cause that a piece of bagel went in there and then I chased after it.When I got in there I did not know that those shiny buttons were deadly honest ten when the agent came back he came back with the bagel at least most of it.When I came out of it he put the bagel on the ground and then tricked me,he slapped me and the bagel went flying in there air and then hi the big red shiny button so do not blame me blame Agent Carson.

Yours Sincerely Mr pigeon

By Ian

 

 

Dear Mr President.

I am extremely sorry about the accident yesterday. I can assure you, it was NOT my fault. Let me explain.

I was gliding gracefully through town when i saw a grumpy businessman that had this weird suitcase and a bagel… A BAGEL! I could not resist so I swooped down and tried to grab a bite and he smacked me away. I fell into his case which was sitting on the bench and it snapped shut. All these bright buttons were glowing and I thought they looked suspicious, so I tried some to see what secrets he was hiding. But, being the super responsible adult I am, I only tried a few… sort of. The case flipped and flopped and flew around. I was terrified so I tried a big red button to stop it but started shooting lasers instead!  

I am truly sorry about all the damage that was made. I promise that it will never happen again.

Sincerest apologies,

Percy Pigeon

 

Dear Mr President.

I am extremely sorry about the accident yesterday. I can assure you, it was NOT my fault. Let me explain.

I was gliding gracefully through town when i saw a grumpy businessman that had this weird suitcase and a bagel… A BAGEL! I could not resist so I swooped down and tried to grab a bite and he smacked me away. I fell into his case which was sitting on the bench and it snapped shut. All these bright buttons were glowing and I thought they looked suspicious, so I tried some to see what secrets he was hiding. But, being the super responsible adult I am, I only tried a few… sort of. The case flipped and flopped and flew around. I was terrified so I tried a big red button to stop it but started shooting lasers instead!  

I am truly sorry about all the damage that was made. I promise that it will never happen again.

Sincerest apologies,

Percy Pigeon

Dear Donald Trump.

It was not my fault that the rocket took off, he threw the donut onto the button.He doesn't even care about me that's why i stole the briefcase and shot all the cars. Thanks to him I learnt how to use the guns and missiles.

 

He was teasing me and i did not like it and try to take the case away from me. I almost shot him, but he deserved it.

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